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xnirx
11 years ago

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FUNNY MEANINS…

CIGARETTE
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.

CONFERENCE
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

CONFERENCE ROOM
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.

SMILE
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.

EXPERIENCE
The name men give to their mistakes.

DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

OPTIMIST
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.

DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…

GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH

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xnirx
11 years ago

Don't worry about hard times,
because most of the beautiful things
we have in life come from changes and mistakes.

Change and mistakes are two aspects of life
that help us to become better people.
Change is the transition from something old
into something new,
We have to maintain new changes in our lives
on a regular basis in order to
grow and reach our potential.

Mistakes are another part of life
that are vital to our success.
Without making mistakes we won't realize
what choices to make later on in life,
and if we don't learn from our mistakes
we will easily commit the same ones later in life,
over and over again until we learn from them.

So... keep your head high,
keep your chin up, and most importantly...
Don't resist change,
and don't be afraid to make a mistake
Though they may seem difficult
face changes and learn from mistakes!

Everybody makes mistakes.But only a few wise people learn from them.
May we learn from all our mistakes from passed 2012...

Happy New Year

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xnirx
11 years ago

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Never give up going after your dreams...
Where there is love and inspiration...
you can't go wrong.

In Life,
we all have an unspeakable secret,
an irreversible regret,
an unreachable dream &
an unforgettable love!
Its all about being happy anyhow.

Excellence can be achieved if you...
risk more than others think is safe,
love more than others think is wise,
dream more than others think is practical,
and expect more than others think is possible.

Wish it...Dream it...Do it...LIVE it.
How can you dream??? when you never sleep.

so, ZZZZZzzzzzz

Never give up going after your dreams...
Where there is love and inspiration...
you can't go wrong.

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xnirx
11 years ago

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1st-”I am PEACE,
no one needs me” & it went off..
2nd-”I am FAITH,
nobody believes in me” & it went off..
3rd-”I am LOVE,
nobody cares for me” & it went off..
4th-”I can light the other three''
...!!!because I am HOPE & I last forever!!!...

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Life is tough, sometimes impossible to live..
...but never lose hope...
I wish that your candle of HOPE
lights all your other candles
and keep them glowing.
Stay Blessed...
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xnirx
11 years ago

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never forget, how special you are.
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May your heart be happy, may your days be bright,
may your roads be smooth, may your burdens be light,
may you find the dreams, may you touch the stars,
may you never forget, how special you are.

May you go the places in life that you desire to go.
Sometimes forget who we are. When we are willing to believe right,
then we will be able to behave right and achieve the heights that we want to achieve.
You have to have belief in who you are,
because much of our life happens based off of the knowledge of who we are on this world.

Remember that you arent perfect,
and if you are ever to be happy sometimes you will have bumps in the road,
and sometimes your burdens will be a little heavier than usual.
Never lose sight of your dreams,
and always remember that if you continue to aim high in life
you will become who you aspire to become eventually!

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never forget, how special you are.
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xnirx
11 years ago

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υnιverѕal ғreedoм ιѕ......

ғreedoм ғroм нaтe and ғreedoм oғ love
ғreedoм oғ вelow and ғreedoм oғ aвove.
ғreedoм ғroм war and ғreedoм oғ peace
ғreedoм тo вegιn and ғreedoм тo ceaѕe.
ғreedoм ғroм ѕιcĸneѕѕ and ғreedoм oғ нealтн
ғreedoм ғroм poverтy and мιѕнandled wealтн.
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ғreedoм ғroм нυnger and ғreedoм ғroм paιn
ғreedoм ғroм loѕѕ and ѕo ғreedoм ғroм gaιn.
ғreedoм тo тнιnĸ and ғreedoм тo ĸnow
ғreedoм тo acнιeve and ғreedoм тo grow.
ғreedoм ғroм вondage and ғreedoм oғ lιвeraтιon
ғreedoм ғroм ιgnorance and any υnĸnown ѕιтυaтιon.
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ғreedoм тo coмe and ғreedoм тo leave
ғreedoм тo ѕтay and ғreedoм тo conceιve.
ғreedoм ғroм ғaιlυre and ғreedoм oғ ѕυcceѕѕ
ғreedoм ғroм denιal and ғreedoм oғ acceѕѕ.
ғreedoм ғroм ιllυѕιon and ғreedoм oғ realιтy
ғreedoм тo вecoмe wнaт we are ιn acтυalιтy.
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ғreedoм тo lιve and ғreedoм тo dιe
ғreedoм тo laυgн and ғreedoм тo cry.
ғreedoм тo ѕpeaĸ and ғreedoм тo lιѕтen
ғreedoм тo acт вaѕed on a wιѕe decιѕιon.
ғreedoм ғroм wrong and ғreedoм вeιng rιgнт
ғreedoм oғ тнe day and ғreedoм oғ тнe nιgнт.
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υnιverѕal ғreedoм ιѕ eтernal and ιnғιnιтe вlιѕѕ
we ѕнoυld all тнereғore вe aвle тo realιѕe тнιѕ......
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xnirx
11 years ago


└★┘└♥♥┘┌★┐┌★┐└♥♥┘└★┘

'When two people first meet,
they can only have a
very ordinary kind of friendship.
But when you begin to understand each other,
when you get close to them,
you discover that you're
suddenly eager to know him or her even better.''
└♥♥┘

'Friendship is unnecessary,
like philosophy, like art...
It has no survival value;
rather it is one of those things
that give value to survival.'
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'A lot of the powerful religious leaders,
from Jesus to Buddha to Muhammad to Tibetan monks,
they're really talking about the same things:
love and acceptable, and the value of friendship,
and respecting yourself...
so you can respect others.'
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'Strike to have friends,
for life without friends is..
like life on a desert island...
to find one real friend
in a lifetime is good fortune;
to keep him/her is a blessing.'
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'We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone.
Only through our love and friendship
can we create the illusion
for the moment that we're not alone???'



└★┘└♥♥┘┌★┐┌★┐└♥♥┘└★┘

xnirx
11 years ago


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One song can spark a moment,
One flower can wake the dream.
One tree can start a forest,
One bird can herald spring.
One smile begins a friendship,
One handclasp lifts a soul.
One star can guide a ship at sea,
One word can frame the goal
One vote can change a nation,
One sunbeam lights a room
One candle wipes out darkness,
One laugh will conquer gloom.
One step must start each journey.
One word must start each prayer.
One hope will raise our spirits,
One touch can show you care.
One voice can speak with wisdom,
One heart can know what’s true,

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One life can make a difference,
You see, it’s up to you!

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HEALTH MESSAGE:

1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat.

3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

4. A tortoise doesn’t run, does nothing…
yet lives for 450 years

AND PEOPLE TELL ME TO EXERCISE!


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xnirx
11 years ago


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Bakra Eid Special

(Wanted)
“Agar Ek Bar Me Gosht Bhej Do
TU
Dobara Mangne Mat Ana”


(Bodyguard)
“Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Krna
K
Mujhse Bar Bar Gosht Mat Mangna”


(Dabbang)
“Hum Tumhe Itna Gosht Bhejenge
K
Tum Confuse Ho Jaoge K Qurbani Mene Ki Hai Ya Tumne”



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Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.

With all the love an sms can hold,
and happy wishes too..

For it comes with warm and loving thoughts
because it’s meant for you

Sending warm wishes across the miles...

Just to let you know
how much you are missed on 'EID Day'...

Before the Golden Sun Rise,
let me decorate each of the Rays
with Wishes of Success,
prosperous and Happiness
4 u and 4 ur Family.

May this Eid day be wonderful for you n ur famiLy

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xnirx
11 years ago


-:nιce ѕayιng aвoυт lιғe:-

ĸaвнι нaѕna нaι, ĸaвнι rona нaι..ѕoмeтιмeѕ yoυ laυgн, ѕoмeтιмeѕ yoυ cry..
jeevan ѕυĸн dυĸн ĸa ѕangaм нaι..lιғe ιѕ тнe υnιon oғ нappιneѕѕ and paιn..
ĸaвнι paтjнad нaι, ĸaвнι ѕaawan нaι..ѕoмeтιмeѕ ιт ιѕ aυтυмn, ѕoмeтιмeѕ тнe raιn ѕeaѕon..
yeн aaтa jaaтa мaυѕaм нaι..ιт ιѕ a ѕeaѕon тнaт coмeѕ and goeѕ..
ĸaвнι нaѕna нaι, ĸaвнι rona нaι..ѕoмeтιмeѕ yoυ laυgн, ѕoмeтιмeѕ yoυ cry..
ĸυcн jeene ĸι мajвoorι нaι..тнere ιѕ ѕoмe oppreѕѕιon oғ lιvιng..
ĸυcн ιѕ dυnιya ĸι raѕмeιn нaι..тнere are ѕoмe тradιтιonѕ oғ тнιѕ world..
ĸυcн dιn нaιn ĸнone paane ĸe..тнere are ѕoмe dayѕ oғ loѕιng and gaιnιng..
ĸυcн vaadeιn нaιn, ĸυcн ĸaѕмeιn нaιn..тнere are ѕoмe proмιѕeѕ, тнere are ѕoмe vowѕ..
eĸ вecнaιnι ѕι нar daм нaι..тнere ιѕ ѕoмe reѕтleѕѕneѕѕ aт every мoмenтѕ..
ĸoι ѕoтa нaι aancнal ĸe тale..ѕoмeone ιѕ ѕleepιng υnder a ѕcarғ..
ĸoι dιl мanтa ĸo тaraѕтa нaι..ѕoмeone ιѕ тнιrѕтιng тo ѕecυre тнeιr нearт..
ĸaнιn мaayυѕι ĸι dнoop ĸнιlι..ѕoмewнere тнe ѕнιne oғ dιѕappoιnтмenт нaѕ вlooмed..
ĸaнιn pyaar нι pyaar вaraѕтa нaι..ѕoмewнere love and love alone ιѕ raιnιng..
ĸaвнι dard нaι тo ĸaвнι мarнaм нaι..ѕoмeтιмeѕ тнere ιѕ paιn,ѕoмeтιмeѕ a cυre..
jeevan ѕυĸн dυĸн ĸa ѕangaм нaι..lιғe ιѕ тнe υnιon oғ нappιneѕѕ and paιn..
gυzre нυe laмнon ĸι yaadeιn..мeмorιeѕ oғ мoмenтѕ gone away..
нar waqт нaмeιn тadpaaтι нaι..тorтυre мe all тнe тιмe..
eĸ ѕaaya вanĸe aaтι нaι..вecoмιng a ѕнadow, тнey coмe..
eĸ ѕaaya вanĸe jaaтι нaι..вecoмιng a ѕнadow, тнey go..
eĸ тanнaaι ĸa aalaм нaι..тнere ιѕ a world oғ lonelιneѕѕ..
ĸaвнι нaѕna нaι, ĸaвнι rona нaι..ѕoмeтιмeѕ yoυ laυgн, ѕoмeтιмeѕ yoυ cry..
jeevan ѕυĸн dυĸн ĸa ѕangaм нaι..!!!lιғғ ιѕ тнe υnιon oғ нappιneѕѕ and paιn..!!!
wιѕнιng υr organιѕed and coloυrғυl lιғe

ιғ υ need eye ѕpecιealιѕт aғтer read тнis мeѕѕage ι wιll nт pay

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xnirx
11 years ago

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World always say………
Find Good People and Leave Bad Ones.

BUt I SAY
Find The good in People AND Ignore the BAD in Them.

Becoz no one is Born Perfect…

If you treat an individual as he/she is,
he/she will remain how he/she is...
But if you treat him/her as if he/she were what he/she ought
to be and could be,
he/she will become what he/she ought to be and could be.

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If i am wrong i need your hand to correct me,
If am lost i need your hand to guide me,
If one fine day i die i still need your hand to close my eyes.
so please hold my hand tight in your hand.

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xnirx
11 years ago

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Laughter doesn't always mean happiness. . .
Sometyms it's just a mask !!

Tears doesn't always mean sorrow . . .
It may also an outlet joy !!

the ideal human emotion is smiling & crying at the same time

Who is the best couple in the world ??
Answer is “Smile and tears.”
Usually they are not seen together,
but when they are together
its the best moment of someone’s life…♥♥

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GOODNIGHT

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xnirx
11 years ago


~~~╰☆╮♡ (^◡^) ♡╰☆╮~~~

The secret of happiness is to be free of fear.
Fear is like a toxin that runs through much of our thinking.
It feeds on insecurity, feeling of loss, loneliness,
inadequacy and attachment.

You are lovable and loving... Accept this as Truth.
Appreciate and care for yourself – truly, deeply, intensely,
in a way that reflects your real value.

Then you will automatically have the same regards
for all other living beings and things.

Dont wait for something outside of yourself
to make you happy in the future.

Think how really precious is the time you have to spend,
whether its at work, with your family or with ur friends.

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Every minute should be enjoyed and savored.
Learn to enjoy every minute of your life.
Be happy now....

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~~~╰☆╮♡ (^◡^) ♡╰☆╮~~~

xnirx
11 years ago



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This is Life

When I got enough Confidence,,
The stage was gone!!

When I was sure of Losing,,
I won!!

When I need
People the Most,,
They left me!!

When I learnt to dry my Tears,,
I found a Shoulder
to Cry On!!

And
When I Mastered
The Skill of Hating,,
SomeBody
Started Loving Me!!

THIS IS LIFE!!
Happy weekend Ahead

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xnirx
11 years ago

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my some frns(boys) are continuously blaming me
dat i write massages only 4 gals(friends)
but you know, its not true
so, todays msg is 4 ma friends(boys)

Men Are Just Happier People —
What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
BUT you can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Even u can wear NO shirt to a water park.
The world is your urinal.
Same work, more pay.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Lastly a small bad news
women can handle you easily to their own strange way

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xnirx
11 years ago


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Take Love and Loyalty,

mix thoroughly with Faith

blend with Tenderness , Forgiveness,

and Understanding.

Add Hope , Friendship and abundant Laughter

Top freely with Smiles and Consideration for others .

Bake with Smooth Moon Light ,

serve daily in Generous Helping...

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Real affection is
when
after a fight
u decide not
to talk
&
still u check
your mobile
for a message
or a missed call!
that’s the innocence
of true relationship…….

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GOOD NIGHT

═╰❤╮ ƸӜƷ ๑๑ ƸӜƷ ╰❤╮═

xnirx
11 years ago

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Love has one law...

” Make the person happy whom u love”

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In the same way friendship has one law...

“Never make ur friend feel alone until u r alive…”

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GOOD EVENING

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xnirx
11 years ago

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What a Kiss means..

actually read the whole thing cause its nice!

+ Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Kiss on the Lips = I love you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain love you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
+ Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
+Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.

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+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you’re definitely in Love...


GOOD NYT

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xnirx
11 years ago


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When a little girl puts her energy to give her dad a kiss;
That’s LOVE…

When a wife makes tea for her husben and take a sip before him;
That’s LOVE…

When a mother gives her son to best piece of cake;
That’s LOVE…

When your friend holds your hand tightly on slippery road;
That’s LOVE…

When your brother/sister messages you and ask if you reached home on time;
That’s LOVE…

LOVE is not just a guy holding a girl and around the city…


LOVE is all around us...

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GUT EVENING

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xnirx
11 years ago

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A famous inspirational speaker said:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: “she was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!









don’t copy if u can’t paste

Many wars have been avoided
With the little spread of message loaded
Smile plays miracle when air is hot
The result is shown without war being fought.

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-----GOOD EVENING-----

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