FUNNY MEANINS… CIGARETTE A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s. CONFERENCE The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. CONFERENCE ROOM A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. SMILE A curve that can set a lot of things straight! YAWN The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths. EXPERIENCE The name men give to their mistakes. DIPLOMAT A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. OPTIMIST A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: “SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!” BOSS Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward. DOCTOR A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills… GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH ╰♡╮☆☆╰♡╮
Don't worry about hard times, because most of the beautiful things we have in life come from changes and mistakes. Change and mistakes are two aspects of life that help us to become better people. Change is the transition from something old into something new, We have to maintain new changes in our lives on a regular basis in order to grow and reach our potential. Mistakes are another part of life that are vital to our success. Without making mistakes we won't realize what choices to make later on in life, and if we don't learn from our mistakes we will easily commit the same ones later in life, over and over again until we learn from them. So... keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly... Don't resist change, and don't be afraid to make a mistake Though they may seem difficult face changes and learn from mistakes!
Everybody makes mistakes.But only a few wise people learn from them. May we learn from all our mistakes from passed 2012...
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╰❤╮╰☆╮ ❤❤ ╰☆╮╰❤╮ Four candles were talking to each other
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╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮ never forget, how special you are. ☆ ☆ ☆☆">http://www.images22.com/pics/04/magical-dreams.gif" border="0"/>☆ ☆ ☆ May your heart be happy, may your days be bright, may your roads be smooth, may your burdens be light, may you find the dreams, may you touch the stars, may you never forget, how special you are. May you go the places in life that you desire to go. Sometimes forget who we are. When we are willing to believe right, then we will be able to behave right and achieve the heights that we want to achieve. You have to have belief in who you are, because much of our life happens based off of the knowledge of who we are on this world. Remember that you arent perfect, and if you are ever to be happy sometimes you will have bumps in the road, and sometimes your burdens will be a little heavier than usual. Never lose sight of your dreams, and always remember that if you continue to aim high in life you will become who you aspire to become eventually! ☆ ☆ ☆☆">http://www.images22.com/pics/04/good-evening-my-friend2.jpg" border="0"/>☆ ☆ ☆ never forget, how special you are. ╰♡╮☆ ❤ ☆ ☆ ❤ ☆╰♡╮
└★┘└♥♥┘┌★┐┌★┐└♥♥┘└★┘ 'When two people first meet, they can only have a very ordinary kind of friendship. But when you begin to understand each other, when you get close to them, you discover that you're suddenly eager to know him or her even better.'' └♥♥┘ 'Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.' └★★┘ 'A lot of the powerful religious leaders, from Jesus to Buddha to Muhammad to Tibetan monks, they're really talking about the same things: love and acceptable, and the value of friendship, and respecting yourself... so you can respect others.' └♥♥┘ 'Strike to have friends, for life without friends is.. like life on a desert island... to find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune; to keep him/her is a blessing.' └★★┘ 'We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone???'
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">http://01.54.img98.net/out.php/i491516_a279hs140xig20wz3fv-1.jpg" border="0"/> HEALTH MESSAGE:
1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn’t run, does nothing… yet lives for 450 years
═╰♡╮☆☆☆☆╰♡╮═ World always say……… Find Good People and Leave Bad Ones.
BUt I SAY Find The good in People AND Ignore the BAD in Them.
Becoz no one is Born Perfect… If you treat an individual as he/she is, he/she will remain how he/she is... But if you treat him/her as if he/she were what he/she ought to be and could be, he/she will become what he/she ought to be and could be.
">http://01.54.img98.net/out.php/i489980_527665-469933399694063-11147-n.jpg" border="0"/> If i am wrong i need your hand to correct me, If am lost i need your hand to guide me, If one fine day i die i still need your hand to close my eyes. so please hold my hand tight in your hand.
*** ** * ♫ ♥ ♫ ☆☆ ♫ ♥ ♫ Laughter doesn't always mean happiness. . . Sometyms it's just a mask !!
Tears doesn't always mean sorrow . . . It may also an outlet joy !!
the ideal human emotion is smiling & crying at the same time
Who is the best couple in the world ?? Answer is “Smile and tears.” Usually they are not seen together, but when they are together its the best moment of someone’s life…♥♥
~~~╰☆╮♡ (^◡^) ♡╰☆╮~~~ The secret of happiness is to be free of fear. Fear is like a toxin that runs through much of our thinking. It feeds on insecurity, feeling of loss, loneliness, inadequacy and attachment.
You are lovable and loving... Accept this as Truth. Appreciate and care for yourself – truly, deeply, intensely, in a way that reflects your real value.
Then you will automatically have the same regards for all other living beings and things.
Dont wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future.
Think how really precious is the time you have to spend, whether its at work, with your family or with ur friends.
---(^◡^) ♡♡ (^◡^)--- my some frns(boys) are continuously blaming me dat i write massages only 4 gals(friends) but you know, its not true so, todays msg is 4 ma friends(boys) Men Are Just Happier People — What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. BUT you can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Even u can wear NO shirt to a water park. The world is your urinal. Same work, more pay. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Lastly a small bad news women can handle you easily to their own strange way ---♡(^◡^) (^◡^)♡---">http://www.FinalSmS.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Hold-my-hand.jpg" border="0"/>(^◡^)♡---
Top freely with Smiles and Consideration for others .
Bake with Smooth Moon Light ,
serve daily in Generous Helping...
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What a Kiss means.. actually read the whole thing cause its nice! + Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready + Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever + Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything + Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends + Kiss on the Hand = I adore you + Kiss on the Neck = We belong together + Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you + Kiss on the Lips = I love you What the gesture means… + Holding Hands = We definitely love each other + Slap on the Butt = That’s mine + Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go + Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain love you + Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me + Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go +Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you –ADVICE!– + Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
">http://i.myniceprofile.com/831/83171.gif" border="0"/> : +If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you’re definitely in Love...
╰╮╰╰╮╮ ♡ ... ♡ ╰╰╮╮╰╮ When a little girl puts her energy to give her dad a kiss; That’s LOVE… When a wife makes tea for her husben and take a sip before him; That’s LOVE… When a mother gives her son to best piece of cake; That’s LOVE… When your friend holds your hand tightly on slippery road; That’s LOVE… When your brother/sister messages you and ask if you reached home on time; That’s LOVE… LOVE is not just a guy holding a girl and around the city…
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A famous inspirational speaker said: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: “she was my mother” A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
by the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!
don’t copy if u can’t paste Many wars have been avoided With the little spread of message loaded Smile plays miracle when air is hot The result is shown without war being fought.